Do Not Adjust Your Set
Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that’s on the worst day of my life. ~Office Space Go to work. Be there by eight. Your contribution to the economy will be intangible, at best; your accomplishments are measured by spreadsheets, not products. Take your fifteen minute breaks, legislated. Go down to the food court for lunch, sterilized. Fear the sexual harassment complaint; tape your...
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