Stares at the World

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Chastity or Whoredom 5

Society

Chastity or Whoredom

Here’s the thing, ladies; you love attention.  We both know it’s true.  And us men (Real Men, anyway) love you for it. Oh, sure, your narcissism can have a down side.  For instance, I once attended the birthday party of a woman who turned it into an ‘event’ via FaceBook.  The women were all up on stage, karaokeing and doing their own (boring) thing all night, while demanding that all us boyfriends and husbands pay attention to this unrehearsed Talent Show. I’m fairly certain that a Hall of Mirrors would have been a more successful venue.

Advice is Useless 1

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Advice is Useless

A long time ago, in an Internet far, far away, I used to be a moderator on the Tucker Max Message Board.  The best part of the TMMB was, by far, the Advice Board. Imagine Dear Abby without the delusions.  It was the sort of place where people of all walks of life converged, and offered a spoonful of wisdom to the younger folk entering into this world.  It was glorious!  There’s an old saying which dictates that the only way to truly understand something is to teach it – if that’s the case, then thank you to all the...

Much Ado About Nuttin’ 0

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Much Ado About Nuttin’

I suppose I might as well post something about Alexandra Wallace, the UCLA student who posted a video ranting about Asians (Hat Tip to Not Ryan Faulk for the link). You know, there’s something that I’ve been wondering lately – were any Asians actually offended by the video? Now I’m not talking about those jokesters on YouTube, who will whine pedantically about any bit of news they can glom on to (I’m only pedantic about things that actually interest me) – no, I’m talking about the real people with their feet on the ground, the Asians who are students at...

Trivial Pursuits 2

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Trivial Pursuits

I hope all you folks out there had a good holiday season, however you celebrated – burning Yule Logs, decorating trees, yelling at uncles – I trust it went well with you.  Me, I spent it in my own traditional manner: sitting alone, in the dark, drinking red wine and absinthe, until midnight rolled around at which point I went out on my balcony to projectile-vomit my Christmas Cheer down onto the streets of this miserable city. After that, I lay on the floor for a while, reminiscing of Christmases Past, while trying to focus both eyes on what may...

The Tribulations of a Journalist 1

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The Tribulations of a Journalist

A couple of articles popped up on my Digg feed today.  I can barely contain the Rage I am currently feeling. Julian Assange, a Heroic Truth Speaker from another era (Lord Knows this generation doesn’t deserve him), went to jail today, accused of a crime he didn’t commit.  He recently had his assets frozen and has been denied bail.  The British Judge involved had the gall to say that his arrest had nothing to do with Wikileaks. Christ in a Cup, this is how the Masters rule – chumps like this Judge who are just Following Orders.  They convince us...

Gender, Rape, and Equality 3

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Gender, Rape, and Equality

Today I want to talk about Rape. In particular, I want to talk about false accusations. The reason I want to talk about this is because it’s not a gender issue. It’s not a Men’s issue. It’s not a Women’s issue. It’s a People’s issue. Obviously I’m going to talk about Feminists (what with them being traitors to their own stated cause, and all), but since I’m an equal opportunity Hater, let’s start with their kilt-wearing counterparts: the Men’s Rights movement. The MRM is generally a Cause for Good, but they’re no more ‘perfect’ than any other loose association of...

What’s wrong with this society? 0

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What’s wrong with this society?

I’ll tell you what’s wrong with it: a little known film called Dirty Harry. For those of you lucky enough (or young enough) never to have heard of this cinematic abortion, let me sketch out the plot. First off, credit where credit’s due: Dirty Harry’s a badass cop who follows his own rules, and doesn’t afraid of anything. I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in...

The Dark Arts – Preamble 0

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The Dark Arts – Preamble

Once upon a time I was working for a charity – a major charity – going door-to-door to raise money while pretending it wasn’t sales. This story happened on my last day working there. I didn’t know that at the time; I wouldn’t find out until the following morning when my boss called me up to fire me, but I knew it was coming. For weeks I’d been fed up with the job, milking it for the last few dollars I could pull out, hating every minute of it but needing the money. The Sudden Career Readjustment would come as...

Google and the Crazy Land 2

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Google and the Crazy Land

So let me tell you about Google. If there’s anything that history should have taught us, it’s that the silver-tongued holier-than-thou talking heads have always had it in for the common man.  Their professions of ‘Goodness’ ought to be your first clue. (As for me – I’m a hateful alcoholic, who laughs at crying children, cheers at cop funerals, and regularly flips off old ladies in traffic.  You can trust me.) Now folks, let me ask you something; let’s say that you have a new neighbour move in next door.  He happens to be wearing a shirt that says “I...

The Blind Idiot 1

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The Blind Idiot

“But if Evolution were true, wouldn’t that imply Moral Nihilism?” The guy saying this wasn’t stupid by any means; quite the opposite, actually.  He was one of those rare people who actually use religion to become a better person, not just as an excuse for moral complacency.  If he could’ve just learned to buy his own packs of cigarettes, I’d of been proud to call him a friend. His understanding of Evolution thought… As Eliezer Yudkowsky, Chief Cenobite of the Bayesian Conspiracy, once pointed out Evolution is a force best compared to the blind idiot-god Azathoth from the Cthulu Mythos;...